A beautiful large image of beautiful Kurt Koller. He is wearing glasses that he doesn't actually need. A friend of his told him that this picture makes him look like the professor everyone wants to sleep with. He took a poll on social media and found that the general consensus was that this idea about the photo was accurate.

Hi! It's me, the internet's _best_ Kurt Koller.

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